September 2012
cronasan:
when ur closing tabs and u click too fast and u close a tab that u didnt want to close
dorothy-cotton:
Another year passes me by.
I feel myself growing older each day, not so much aging as I am decaying. Rotting, slowly, from the outside in.
Life is pain. Life is cruel. The moment you part from your mother’s womb, you are truly alone - trapped in the shall you call a body.
And yet we celebrate birth.
Cake.
Candles.
a mockery. A monument to my torment.
dude u gotta...
why do i even bother setting a desktop background if it’s covered by my browser 24/7
Watchhaygurlhay-youcray:
will-of-the-vongola:
It fucking works.
I NEVER KNEW THIS, OMG
barackfuckingobama:
mittromney:
please dont vote for me
princeweekes:
so
this is the guy that sings the booty song
I’m just trying to grab your attention
and by attention I mean your butt
*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
1 tag
my mom's logic: if i don't remember it, it didn't happen
foreveralone-lyguy:
I sent my dog outside for standing on the dining room table. This was his response.
happybutts:
There’s only 1 thing , 2 do, 3 words, 4 you
follow my blog
people who interrupt me when i speak
thesweetlittledudes:
how do people do things and go out everyday like i go out and i have to take a week to recover
Watchsonicdrivein:
I CANT FUCKING BREATHE
abandonable:
did you ever notice hole and whole are basically opposites. yet they sound the same
canklequeen:
“i’ll never let go jack”
“never”
dylanobabe:
i like my men unattainable and out of my league
rainbow-road-to-happiness:
So I went to Church today, and I found this pamphlet, thinking it would be anti gay or something
But then I opened it and
Religion, you’re doing it right
dorkstrider:
moment of silence for those people who followed me since i started this blog
they have seen things i am not proud of
Another day and you still follow me. Thank you,...
jennycraigslist:
when im acting really sassy my mom tells me to “put a little less dressing on that attitude salad”
snookidoughicecream:
when only 1 person reblogs your post
August 2012
nepeter:
my reaction to every single update the tumblr staff does
“my followers like me” i whisper as i walk to all my classes by myself
brandnewswastikas:
Here’s a good drinking game.
Drink plenty of water throughout the day to stay hydrated and make sure that you’re at the top of your game.
me anywhere i go: i hope i don't see anyone i know
