cronasan: when ur closing tabs and u click too fast and u close a tab that u didnt want to close
dorothy-cotton: Another year passes me by. I feel myself growing older each day, not so much aging as I am decaying. Rotting, slowly, from the outside in. Life is pain. Life is cruel. The moment you part from your mother’s womb, you are truly alone - trapped in the shall you call a body. And yet we celebrate birth. Cake. Candles. a mockery. A monument to my torment. dude u gotta...
why do i even bother setting a desktop background if it’s covered by my browser 24/7
haygurlhay-youcray: will-of-the-vongola: It fucking works. I NEVER KNEW THIS, OMG
barackfuckingobama: mittromney: please dont vote for me
princeweekes: so this is the guy that sings the booty song
I’m just trying to grab your attention and by attention I mean your butt
*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
my mom's logic: if i don't remember it, it didn't happen
foreveralone-lyguy: I sent my dog outside for standing on the dining room table. This was his response.
happybutts: There’s only 1 thing , 2 do, 3 words, 4 you follow my blog
people who interrupt me when i speak
thesweetlittledudes: how do people do things and go out everyday like i go out and i have to take a week to recover
sonicdrivein: I CANT FUCKING BREATHE
abandonable: did you ever notice hole and whole are basically opposites. yet they sound the same
canklequeen: “i’ll never let go jack” “never”
dylanobabe: i like my men unattainable and out of my league
rainbow-road-to-happiness: So I went to Church today, and I found this pamphlet, thinking it would be anti gay or something But then I opened it and Religion, you’re doing it right
dorkstrider: moment of silence for those people who followed me since i started this blog they have seen things i am not proud of
Another day and you still follow me. Thank you,...
jennycraigslist: when im acting really sassy my mom tells me to “put a little less dressing on that attitude salad”
snookidoughicecream: when only 1 person reblogs your post
nepeter: my reaction to every single update the tumblr staff does
“my followers like me” i whisper as i walk to all my classes by myself
brandnewswastikas: Here’s a good drinking game. Drink plenty of water throughout the day to stay hydrated and make sure that you’re at the top of your game.
me anywhere i go: i hope i don't see anyone i know