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me at mcdonald's: chicken tenders
me at middle class restaurant: chicken tenders
me at high class steak house: chicken tenders
me at a million dollar restaurant: chicken tenders
teletubbiesmpreg: I DROPPED THE KETCHUP AND SCREAMED IN SHOCK AND THEN MY BROTHER CAME IN AND THOUGHT IT WAS BLOOD AND SCREAMED TOO AND WE WERE BOTH SCREAMING AT KETCHUP
penis-hilton: hands down the best thing i’ve ever seen on the internet case closed
PRESS PLAY AND PLACE YOUR CURSOR ON IT ERMAHGERD.
minatobaby: whenever anyone mentions “playing the race card” in an argument I can only think “I PLAY WHITE PRIVILEGE IN ATTACK MODE”
we-should-have-sex-because-i: we-should-have-sex-because-i: My face wash looks like cum guys like what if the people ran out of the product and were just like HEY LETS JUST BUT OUR SEMEN IN THE BOTTLES TEENAGERS WILL PUT IT ON THEIR FACE EVERY DAY THATLL BE FUNNY I am very worried. in other news it works very well
shavingryansprivates: I CAN’T STOP FUCKIN LAUGHING AT THIS STUPID FUCKIN STICK HORSE TRIPPING ALL OVER ITS MORON LEGS
divergentinsurgentdetergent: mockingbird doesn’t even sound correct anymore.
Medicine: your cold will be cured but you might get a headache or the plague
16andratchet: if you say your age with years young you can just stop right there
Black guy kills some people.
Latino guy kills some people.
White guy kills some people.
Society: Mental illness.
someone: That's so gay
white girl: OH MY GOD YOU DID NOT JUST SAID THAT. DID YOU? DID YOU REALLY. YOU KNOW, LOVE IS LOVE, IT DOESN'T MATTER IF IT'S BETWEEN A BOY AND A BOY OR A GIRL AND A GIRL OR A BOY AND A GIRL, IT'S LOVE. GAY SHOULDN'T BE USED AS AN INSULT, I HOPE YOUR HEAD IS CUT OFF AND THROWN INTO A GAY BAR.
someone: That's so gay
gay person: I know right
briananas: so there were 2 flies in my room and they wouldnt fucking leave.. so i gave them what they deserved BUT ONE MOTHERFUCKER DECIDED TO BE A LITTLE BITCH i wasted so much water for that ugh
me: sometimes i talk to myself
me: omg same
ccolfer: the 16 year old boy types “www.facebook.com” into his school’s public computer, only to find that his other male friend is already logged in. he smiles smugly to himself and types “i’m gay lol i like boys in my butt” as a facebook status. the boy laughs maniacally to himself. it is the single greatest facebook hack ever accomplished by any other human. he is god among his friends and...
have-a-happy-period-always: shoutout to all the people who ask the awkward questions on yahoo answers so that we don’t have to
g-iggle: sightseeingwithhelenkeller: lostmyfearof-falling: sightseeingwithhelenkeller: when boys wear basketball shorts with knee high socks My boyfriend does that. With my socks. :3 this is not story time hold up. someone on tumblr has a boyfriend. ALL HAIL
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