June 2012
me at school: dont touch me i have more followers than you
Turn that frown upside down →
theepichumor:
That moment when you finish a book, look around, and realize that everyone is just carrying on with their lives as though you didn’t just experience emotional trauma at the hands of a paperback.
me at every social situation: I don't know what to do
jewassicpark:
“i’m not like most girls, i—”
fallingintothedenouement:
sometimes i wonder what happened when clapping was invented
sext: i kiss ur lips. suddenly i stop the kiss moving onto ur neck and down ur chest. my hand moves down 2 ur jeans. i steal ur wallet and run out of the room
When people compliment my blog
i-must-be-desperate-to-have:
jimenaa-riveraa:
never :P
shipsandsails:
what do you say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium and phosphorous walk into a bar
OH SNaP
groovymuttations:
“it’s them” the home depot employees whisper as the hipster bloggers grab paint swatches to write inspirational quotes on
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: omg what if I actually said something out loud
me: omg what if there is a telepath around here
