wellalright: if i was the devil hell would be just be like life only all the sound would be off by like half a second.
Waitress: do you have any questions about the menu?
Me: what kind of font is this?
fine whatever i will just date myself
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bootycaller: reblog as link?? what if i want to reblog as zelda????
quinnfaboob: the high school musical chad barbie omg imma cry
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pleatedjeans: When you walk out to your car and realize you forgot your keys: When the power is out and you go to turn on a light switch: When you get to school and realize you forgot your homework: When you walk into a room and forget why you’re there: When you walk down the aisle and realize you forgot the wedding rings: When you hit your head on a low beam: When a mosquito...
hotbabysitter: So I’m at Starbucks and there a table of girls with dip dyed hair and I whispered summer bloggers and they all hissed “humor blog” at the same time
someone: what's your favorite movie
me: forgets every movie i've ever seen
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mpregbert: mpregbert: mpregbert: mpregbert: mpregbert: omfg i just choked on my poop and almost got it all over the competur that was close POP STOP REBLOGGING IT i hate everyone THIS NEEDS TO STOP
stealingcheese: one day i will make a text post that is an internet sensation. one day
thunderwear: ohmygOD so today this kid in my school tried to go through a loop in the railing and ended up getting stuck, so they had to call the security guard, who called the principal, and he pulled the fire alarm so everyone would come outside and laugh at him also, all the black kids went up to take pictures
commanderinqueef: drunkblogging: do u ever just look at a gif and ask yourself ‘why?’
bloggers we have problems too
we're just like you
except we asdfghjkl;
dredsina: yes i’m a girl yes i’m pizza