May 2012
April 2012
Me: *breathes*
Mom: I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR ATTITUDE
porn site: are you over the age of eighteen?
fifteen year old: ...umm... yes *clicks yes*
porn site:
fifteen year old:
cop: *bust down the door* PUT THE PORN DOWN
fifteen year old: *starts crying*
cop: *pistol whips the fifteen year old* BUSTY ASIAN BABES? NOT ON MY WATCH
thallydraper:
...
basedgosh:
people who like AND reblog your posts
Watchstarkinglyhandsome:
sneakycreature:
please watch this IT WILL NOT DISSAPPOINT
THANK GOD IT’S BACK
adamssigh:
i don’t think bing really cares about anything anymore
Watchhighkicksxsidechicks:
shylalen:
fattielovesfashion:
itsthelesbiana:
kodak-taught-me:
drugsandcandyy:
uniqlyriq77:
good-looking-corpse:
gxldslvgs:
wow
Wtf Lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
uniqlyriq77:
The fucking finger snapping though…!
lmfaoooi’mdead
this has me so weak
=o
lol Ya’ll just hating, she got the moves! *goes into a corner and DIES from...
puppyluver43:
jesuschola2:
my first boyfriend ever was in kindergarden and he asked me out by giving me a piece of paper that said “be my girlfriend or i’ll beat u up on the playground”
got damn those are impressive fine motor skills for such a lil tyke
shavingryansprivates:
when i was like 13 i heard someone say “they’re no better than anyone else, they put their pants on one leg at a time just like the rest of us” and since then i’ve put my pants on both legs at the same time so i could be better than everyone else
When you're home alone and you start making random...
Couples breaking up on Facebook?
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