Mom: I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR ATTITUDE
porn site: are you over the age of eighteen?
fifteen year old: ...umm... yes *clicks yes*
fifteen year old:
cop: *bust down the door* PUT THE PORN DOWN
fifteen year old: *starts crying*
cop: *pistol whips the fifteen year old* BUSTY ASIAN BABES? NOT ON MY WATCH
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starkinglyhandsome: sneakycreature: please watch this IT WILL NOT DISSAPPOINT THANK GOD IT’S BACK
adamssigh: i don’t think bing really cares about anything anymore
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puppyluver43: jesuschola2: my first boyfriend ever was in kindergarden and he asked me out by giving me a piece of paper that said “be my girlfriend or i’ll beat u up on the playground” got damn those are impressive fine motor skills for such a lil tyke
shavingryansprivates: when i was like 13 i heard someone say “they’re no better than anyone else, they put their pants on one leg at a time just like the rest of us” and since then i’ve put my pants on both legs at the same time so i could be better than everyone else
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