This is how I tell people about my fandoms
Are we really that sensitive? →
thatfunnyblog: http://www.psycho-facts.net/ Imagine if guys were also that sensitive. this blog is hilarious
Tomorrow is April Fool's Day.
BELIEVE. NOTHING. TRUST. NO ONE.
When you say something bloody HILARIOUS and...
Reblog if fuck you my otp is perfect
smilealwaysheart: d4mnafrica: shit-thatblows: k1mkardashian: lindsay lohans face throughout the years don’t do drugs, kids. She looks like she’s aged 50+ years holy shit
*Hunger Games Trailer comes on*
Me: We could do it you know, take off live in the woods.
Me: They'd catch us
Me: No,maybe not
Me: We wouldnt make it 5 miles
Me: Welcome, Welcome
Me: The times has come to select one courages young man and woman
Me: For the honor of representing district 12 in the 74th annual hunger games
Me: Its your first year prim,your name has only been in there once, they're not going to pick you
Me: PRIMROSE EVERDEEN
Me: PRIM! I VOLUNTEER, I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE
Me: Our tributes Peeta Mellark and Katniss Everdeen
Me: They want a good show thats all they want
Me: Theres 24 of us Gale, only one comes out
Me: So you're here to make me look pretty?
Me: Im here to help you make an impression
Me: And so it was decreed that each year the 12 districts of Panem shall offer up in tribute one young man and woman between the ages of 12 and 18. To be trained in the art of survival and to be prepared to fight to the death.
Me: this is the time to show them everything, make sure they remember you
Me: I just keep wishing i could think of a way to show them that they dont own me, if im gonna die i wanna still be me
Me: I just cant afford to think like that
Me: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
Me: *tries to whistle*
Reblog if you're over 10 and you still have...
roachpatrol: jumpingjacktrash: kaishun: i’m 39, y’all. i have a black bear cub and half a dozen plushie reptiles. oh yeah, and a crab and a squid. and some pirate finger puppets, does that count? i also still play with matchbox cars. growing up is for chumps. I have faithfully carted my noble fuzzy companion Goon Bear through twenty three years of moves and trauma. If my shit caught on...
snarfalarkus: “are you involved in any sports?” “any extra curricular activities or clubs?” “what do you do in your free time?” “do you like helping out in your community?” “got a boyfriend or girlfriend?”
fuckzach: its funny because people think im quiet but im just listening to everyones conversations and figuring out your weaknesses and ill use them against you to get further in life because i hate everyone
Professional Titanic Remake (2012)
To bet on it or not to bet on it