yell4340: light-houseinthedark: wholet: valiantchild: CLARA HAS BEEN IN THE DOCTOR’S LIFE LONGER THAN THE TARDIS THAT’S WHY SEXY DIDN’T TRUST HER SHE REMEMBERED CLARA EVEN THOUGH THE DOCTOR DIDN’T SHE KNEW SOMETHING WAS WRONG SHE WAS PROTECTING HIM wait theres a character in doctor who called sexy This is why we don’t talk about it in public
tardisity: The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
dorfs: Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year
sfux: i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
dontwinfriendswithsalad: can i still be punk if i’ve been crying for four straight hours
smatter: I just sneezed and my sister upstairs posted “bless you” on my facebook wall.
castielattano: eyelikeamagpie: thegirlincendio: xsamandriel: fredweesley: thegirlwhocriedfoxface: biliepiper: john green takes a shower john clean john green eats a bean burrito john bean john green loses weight john lean john green finds inner peace john serene john green killed augustus waters john mean john green abandons his children john winchester YOU...
meladoodle: do you wonder if god ever thinks ‘woah these humans were kinda a bad idea’
ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
dysenterygay: i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
onamelancholyhill: lordwhat: Teaching free will to fish is like teaching poetry to angels. reblogging again, this is the best
awkwardvagina: one time my friend asked me to make a playlist for a road trip because their car radio didnt work so i made one that consisted of 14 different versions of party in the usa and long story short im not trusted with bringing music anymore
despairludenberg: the-fandoms-are-cool: urbanfuck: my mother must be so proud of her lazy, rebellious, anxiety-ridden, depressed child your mother must be so proud of her strong, smart child who lives each day dealing with anxiety and depression and still holds on oh man wow
selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
deerstagram: i guess you could say im a gamer girl :)
sweeneytad: *dentist slaughters family in front of you* they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
dnlhern: i can’t believe the teen titans bought tumblr
whatheballs: shavingryansprivates: i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience unless you experience my penis
maleteen: if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body
wartortles: vinylequalshappiness: wartortles: theres nothing jacking off cant fix Masturbation Addiction. ok u win this time
crapuccinos: i am like a hexagon all my hecks r gone
jenthesoprano: I don’t know how all these teenagers sneak out at night I’m too lazy to even get out of bed
the-vashta-nerada: today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”
ebuddies: a series of unfortunate eyebrows
richwhitelesbian: we need some new and more powerful swears
the-yolocaust: who is tyler and what did he create
yugoslavic: i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog
artsy-choke: a b c d e f g h i give up
megmastersdemon: bedquest: dear fucking tumblr this is a fucking bumblebee this is a fucking bee this is a fucking hornet this is a fucking wasp as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are what the fuck is up with those wasps
gooutfighting: i have always wanted to know what would it be like when sperm hits the egg in the uterus, is there like an explosion or does confetti come out
gloomy-teens: -shrooms: what do celebrities use for their skin??? i really wanna know because they look literally flawless in every kind of light/camera
overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
iphoneicarly: only 7 billion followers away from dominating the world!! promo me please :))